Donald Trump started arguing with his own ‘Victory Day’ plans mid-sentence and it’s not a great look for a president (or anyone, for that matter)

The unfortunate calamities following JD Vance around prompted no end of comments but Garry Kasparov said it best

The story of this free couch found on the street will never stop dividing the internet

Is this dog brave or incredibly foolish? You decide

This Maga’s conspiracy theory comeback wasn’t the slam-dunk they thought it was and it’s a self-own so big you can see it from the moon

Stewart Lee on why he wouldn’t work in the US is a chilling indicator of precisely where we are right now

Jon Stewart’s scathing assessment of Trump’s Alcatraz plan is the Takedown of the Day

A bigoted Maga shared her fury at an ‘all gender restroom’ and was gloriously owned into next year

These reporters breaking news to Donald Trump perfectly captures the state of the White House right now – 17 totally on-point responses

15 revamped covers that won’t be making it into the Children’s Book Week top ten (NSFW)

An American complained about his experience in an English ‘Five Guys’ joint and sympathy was thin on the ground

12 signs you might be turning into your parents

Trump has been ranting again that the US doesn’t get enough credit for being the main winner of World War II, and history entered the chat

Holy smoke, these 32 funny posts about the Papal Conclave are good

Simply 14 things people born after the ’90s probably won’t remember (and don’t know what they’re missing – probably)

‘What’s an embarrassing but very silly thing your parents did growing up?’ – 23 highly ridiculous adults who should have known better

People have been guessing the most famous Brit no-one outside the country would know and there was one clear winner

The Daily Mail trolled ‘frumpy’ Pamela Anderson for looking ‘worlds away’ from her ‘Baywatch glory days’ and the entirety of the internet responded as one