JD Vance’s response when Volodymyr Zelenskyy asks if he’s actually been to Ukraine is the very essence of what Ukraine (and the whole world) is up against

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Probably the most creative response to an Amazon query you’ll see today

15 times Alan Partridge smashed it right into the back of the net

Tyrolean tongue choirs are a thing – and this clip is the treat you didn’t know you needed to see

Never mind Keir Starmer, let’s take a moment to remember when America discovered the kebab

Darren Grimes is fed up with all the ‘foreign people’ in his home and ended up owned onto the next flight out of here

The Russian embassy’s weird attempt to reassure Brits had entirely the opposite effect and everyone said the same thing

Someone tried to explain to Trump just how his beloved tariffs actually work and it ended as well as you thought it would

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Keir Starmer fact-checked Donald Trump ’til he farted and it was that rarest of things – Trump (briefly) lost for words

JD Vance trolled Keir Starmer over freedom of speech and was brutally owned all the way back across the Atlantic

This OAP stand-up’s one-liners are brilliantly hilarious and will never get old

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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

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