War has been declared on “morning people” – 14 night owls suiting up for the fight

Kemi Badenoch is fed up with people asking for facts to back up what she says – only 9 replies you need

Magas crowed they’d get their coffee from Italy after Trump threatened a trade war with Colombia and it was an epic self-own visible from space

There’s not enough WTF in the world to deal with this entitled client’s unreasonable demands

Watching Paddington Bear being mercilessly trolled on Twitter is the world we live in now

Piers Morgan picked a fight with Hugh Grant and suffered a humiliating technical knock-out

Liz Truss called for an executive order to ban ‘anti-meritocratic nonsense’ at Oxbridge and was schooled into next year

Amateur botanist Donald Trump thinks lush green tumbleweed is the answer to the wildfire threat

This old BBC show was like buying The Traitors from Wish – but featured an early appearance by a very familiar face

These 16 reactions to Elon Musk renaming the English Channel were great, but the Terrible Maps account took first place

Kemi Badenoch claimed her favourite Beatles song is Yellow Submarine, and the internet gave her a hard day’s night – 15 hit responses

Nothing to see here – just a bunch of Americans upset that Martin Luther King didn’t attend Donald Trump’s inauguration

“What’s a random ‘life hack’ you swear by, even if no one believes it works?” – 15 tried, tested and occasionally weird tips

People are celebrating “super-connector” friends who keep groups together by organising dinners and nights out

Donald Trump has been talking about the role of ‘wet trees’ in preventing wildfires and it’s as incoherent and demented as you’d expect

This ukulele jam of Talking Heads’ Psycho Killer in a Dublin pub is fa-fa-fa-fa-fantastic

BrewDog boss James Watt says “bitter” Brits “resent successful people” – 19 responses that mean business

This producer ripping a DJ a new one for playing Trump’s Inauguration is the most brutal Instagram comment you’ll read this year