“What’s a hygiene habit that people don’t talk about but really should?” – 20 germ-infested suggestions

People have been giving thanks that they didn’t have to eat this Mar-a-Lago dinner – 17 funniest reactions

Richard Tice broke all irony records by tweeting that only Reform can save UK fishing, at the exact moment he was missing a parliamentary fishing debate

Gregg Wallace’s take on How to Win Friends and Influence People went for ‘middle-class women of a certain age’, and the internet grabbed the popcorn

We can’t take our eyes off this video of a US reality star demonstrating why US reality stars shouldn’t be trusted with anything

What is the least attractive thing someone can do? – 17 behaviours that are an instant turn off

People are cackling at a video of the ‘Wicked’ stage cast singing the most inappropriate song after Queen Elizabeth’s death

This mother chimpanzee meeting her new baby after two days of medical care will have your eyes leaking like there’s no tomorrow

This cheese was the bargain of the century – and a stinking headache

Nigel Farage accused Keir Starmer of avoiding questions and we’d better hope there’s irony on Mars because there’s none left here

Everyone’s talking about Gregg Wallace and it sent the great Sean Lock’s A++ verdict on the Masterchef presenter viral

25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

‘As you got older, what did you realise?’ – 24 eye-opening life-lessons for all ages

Jeff Goldblum’s take on pronouncing ‘Cineworld’ was already odd but then along comes ‘foyer’

An LBC caller told James O’Brien schools should teach about dinosaurs not climate change and his A++ comeback was a proper humdinger

‘What’s an overlooked moment in history that changed the course of the world?’ – 18 revolutionary events you might have missed

‘What massively improved your mental health?’ – 20 little things that gave people a big lift

The background action turned this road safety interview into an all-time classic of live telly