People have been sharing their niche ethical opinions, and some are a lot nicher than others – 23 top responses

Donald Trump issued his must dos and must don’ts for pregnant woman and his unfortunate schoolboy error was the only lesson anyone needed

Suella Braverman was outraged that a prison could make the same mistake twice and it was a magnificent self-own she was desperate to delete (and failed)

A conspiracy theorist compained that Costa’s Christmas cups aren’t Christmassy enough, and people thought it was just crackers – 18 star takedowns

Maga cultist and anti-vaxxer Rob Schneider claimed there were no Children’s Hospitals when he was a kid – 17 sick burns

Reform UK’s Sarah Pochin told a TalkTV caller that it drives her mad “seeing adverts full of black and Asian people” – 27 brutally frank responses

After watching this classic Florida Orchestra clip, we’ve decided there should be more triangle solos

Got a lot on your plate? These 19 food memes will help take your mind off it all

The sell line on this article about Emma Bunton may be the best the Guardian ever published

Seems like a good time to rewatch this hilarious attempt at a creepy nun make-up tutorial, made after some ‘special treats’

This sexist Maga pastor got his knickers in a twist about a woman’s leggings, and it was a self-own visible from the Moon

Someone shared a food shopping receipt from 2001 and the price comparison to today is stark to say the least

Conor McGregor has done a full rebrand and found God – 12 reactions from the non-believers

Trump has updated the official White House website to troll Democrats and it’s as wild and petty as you imagine

Donald Trump said he’s ‘just gonna kill people’ to stop drugs coming into the US – 15 entirely reasonable comebacks that were absolutely killer

Stephen Miller told Donald Trump the US ‘was going to die without you’ and the whole internet curled up into a cringe ball of protection – 15 responses to die for

What is the most ‘mum’ thing your mum does? – 22 infuriatingly maternal habit that we love them for anyway

‘Dear Brits, what makes you feel posh?’ – 23 simple things that will make you feel like you belong in Buckingham Palace