It’s two years since the great Willy Wonka Experience calamity, and people still can’t believe what happened

Donald Trump dubbed Democrats ‘professional cheaters’ and there aren’t enough mirrors in the world to hold up – 15 vote-winning smackdowns

What’s the worst thing that’s happened to you on your birthday? – 17 disasters that spoiled people’s big day

Uber tech bro Sam Altman said humans consumed so much more energy than AI and these (real) people dunked him back to the Stone Age

This Cybertruck owner ramped up the posing stakes by adding an Apple Vision Pro, and got owned into another dimension

Donald Trump posted a video of himself winning ice hockey gold at the Winter Olympics and it’s as unhinged as you’d expect

Zia Yusuf has been bigging himself up as Reform UK’s ‘shadow Home Secretary’ and was ferociously mocked into next year

Greater Manchester Police released a photo of a suspect who could be just about anybody and the comments are wild

Misogyny now hiding in plain sight on Fox News and despite everything we already knew it’s still a bit of a jaw-dropper

It’s Andrew that C5’s Jeremy Vine Show feels really sorry for and it had people hollering into next week

Fox host Jesse Watters responded to Gavin Newsom’s dyslexia by saying he doesn’t want a president who can’t read, and the internet had news for him

‘Have you ever bought tickets to an event and realised you’d completely misunderstood what it was? – 23 people who didn’t know what they were turning up to

A mega Maga shared a clip supposedly showing ‘the difference between a man’s reality and a woman’s’, and the sheer misogyny saw him dragged into the twenty-first century

Trump’s polling numbers are the lowest they’ve ever been, and his reaction was exactly the whiny tantrum you’d expect – 17 scathing clapbacks

Peter Mandelson’s arrest caused a satisfying outbreak of schadenfreude on social media – 21 unapologetically savage responses

JD Vance asked for help finding sex offenders and so many people said the same thing he should probably have seen this coming

Trump’s FBI chief Kash Patel partied hard with the US Men’s gold medal-winning hockey team and these 13 A++ takedowns all hit the back of the net

This woman’s especially NSFW response to a pair of Reform UK canvassers just went wildly viral and it’s a supremely satisfying watch