Trump’s homeland security chief Kristi Noem visited ‘war ravaged’ Portland and the footage was unintentionally hilarious – 17 takedowns direct from ‘Noem-ans Land’

Mike Graham said these protestors putting up flags outside Gary Neville’s hotel was ‘brilliant’ but everyone else saw a humiliating self-own visible form space

Donald Trump’s been lashing out at ‘low IQ’ Democrats over the government shutdown and the fact they’re all women isn’t the only thing they have in common – 17 totally on-point clapbacks

If you ever needed proof that there’s basically America and then there’s the rest of the world then it’s this TikToker’s ‘butter hack’, an absolute brain melter

27 of the funniest times that Scottish Twitter went to the absolute next level

27 of the funniest and most awfully unfortunate instances of ‘good taste but awful execution’ from Reddit

Kemi Badenoch said Terry Pratchett was her favourite author and Pratchett’s daughter’s A++ comeback was the perfect final word

We feel bad for laughing so much at this wonderful clip of Dick and Dom and the girl who wanted a pony

Someone used this image of a stately home to remember when ‘we used to be a proper country’ and these A++ comebacks were all a class apart

Lord Heseltine’s description of ‘the populist extremism of Farage’ has people shocked to find they completely agree with a Tory

Nick Ferrari wasn’t letting Kemi Badenoch’s plans for the civil service go and even people who don’t like Nick Ferarri were cheering

A proud Little Englander asked if people agreed with the message on this bus stop ‘ad’ and the self-own was so epic they surely can’t be serious

Prepare to cringe yourself inside out at Chris Philp’s mortifying Tory Conference comedy stylings – 17 one-star reviews

Robert Jenrick’s speech about ‘activist judges’ was a Trumpian red flag, and the prop wig was full Partridge – 19 savage owns

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

What’s the most overrated life hack everyone swears by, but which makes life more complicated? – 17 less than helpful tips

We’re impressed by Tony Blair’s honesty in this PMQs exchange – no, really!

A Republican congressman thanked the government shutdown for eliminating chemtrails and as a sign of how America got where it is today it’s hard to beat – 15 fully vaxxed takedowns