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Donald Trump said most Americans didn’t know how to spell ‘dumb’ and the comebacks really did write themselves

Donald Trump’s response to artists pulling out of his Freedom 250 gig is to book ‘the Number One Attraction’ in the world – himself! 22 hard passes

A judge ordered Donald Trump to take his name off the Kennedy Center, and triggered an unhinged Truth Social rant of epic proportions – 24 schadenfreude-coated reactions

The US Treasury Department announces it will put Donald Trump’s face on a $250 bill – 15 takedowns that are right on the money

They’ve started building a UFC arena on the White House lawn, and the internet came in two-footed – 23 no-holds-barred challenges

Donald Trump blamed Joe Biden for making the Lincoln Memorial ‘horrible’ – 17 clapbacks that deserve a monument of their own

Stephen Miller says Trump has built America into a ‘paradise’ but the Americans in the replies have a different word for it

Donald Trump threatened to ‘blow up’ one of America’s oldest allies in the Middle East, and the Nobel Peace Prize committee would like a word

Donald Trump posted the exact same unhinged rant 8 days apart on Truth Social, in case you were wondering how real his cognitive test results are

The White House announced Donald Trump’s ‘perfect bill of health’, and the chinny reckon was visible from Mar-a-Lago – 17 perfect clapbacks

Former Mega Maga Megyn Kelly tried to call out Donald Trump for corruption and fell off her high horse halfway through the statement

I went to a Trump rally and lived to blog about it – notes from inside the orange & distended belly of the beast

Donald Trump explained why the Medal of Freedom is better than the Medal of Honor and his rationale should be dishonorably discharged into the sun

Donald Trump posted some AI slop of himself throwing Stephen Colbert into a dumpster, and got absolutely dragged – 17 best burns

Trump says he would have ‘won California’ if Jesus had counted the votes, and there’s not enough ‘Sure, Jan’ in the world – 15 brutal corrections