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Ted Cruz said becoming American was the ‘greatest gift anyone could wish for’ and the rest of planet Earth responded as one

The Daily Show posted a mind-boggling game of Spot the Difference with America’s Iraq and Venezuela announcements, and it’s uncanny

Trump crushed María Corina Machado’s hopes of being Venezuela’s president ‘because she had the gall to accept the Nobel Peace Prize’ – 18 takedowns of President Petty

Elon Musk bragged about dining with Donald Trump and basically the entirety of the internet responded as one

Marco Rubio was asked under what authority Trump would ‘run’ Venezuela and his answer (such as it was) is all you need to know

Donald Trump was asked who he consulted before the Venezuela attack and his answer perfectly captured the abject state of the White House right now

Nordic leaders respond in the strongest terms to Trump’s alarming “We need Greenland” statement – 23 top reactions

Marco Rubio stood next to Trump and said that Cuba is run by ‘incompetent senile men’, WITH A STRAIGHT FACE – 17 exploding irony meters

From ‘FAFO’ to ‘Donroe Doctrine’ to Maduro’s drip – 25 funny, terrifying tweets covering the first surreal day of Trump’s attack on Venezuela

Stephen Miller’s wife Katie posted an ominous picture warning the US will “soon” take over Greenland – 20 responses taking her deadly seriously

Trump and his Venezuela team desperately tried and failed to recreate Obama’s iconic Bin Laden raid photo – 16 brutally funny responses

FIFA Peace Prize winner Donald Trump has launched an attack on Venezuela and captured its president – 15 first reactions

Donald Trump is ignoring his doctors by taking huge doses of daily aspirin and eating too much McDonald’s – 18 reactions to his latest “perfect health” claims

A flagship American news show has had enough of ‘academics and elites’ and these 17 shocked and stunned reactions surely said it best

Donald Trump claims he doesn’t nod off in public, he just gets snapped mid-blink, but the internet’s not falling for it – 15 uber-sceptical takedowns