Tories

Kemi Badenoch told BBC Breakfast it was ‘simply not true’ their party conference hall was half empty and whoever hit the button marked ‘split screen’ take the rest of the week off

This viral letter nails how the meaning of ‘right’ and ‘left’ has changed in UK politics in the last 60 years

Robert Jenrick tried to blame London’s high rental costs on immigration, and was comprehensively owned

These Tories sat down to eat in the middle of the road to protest a Labour ‘ban on fun’ and this simply delicious takedown beat all-comers

Tory MP Chris Philp said Britons need a better ‘work ethic’ – 17 straight-talking responses that are just the job

Kemi Badenoch said she loves to go to Italy on holiday but “can’t always afford it” – 15 naturally sympathetic responses

An ex-Tory MP says he can’t get a job and only earned £575 since the election – 18 responses playing the world’s tiniest violin

Kemi Badenoch is the new Tory leader, and Robert Jenrick’s wife’s reaction speaks for all of us

Andrea Jenkyns said a former constituent was asked if he ‘identified as being pregnant’ and the scepticism was visible from space

Ken Clarke’s description of the Rwanda Bill as like claiming ‘dogs are cats’ absolutely nails it

A Tory MP says Thames razor clams are a Brexit bonus – which seems a bit fishy

The Conservative Post complained to Elon Musk that Tories keep getting community notes – and got community noted

Rishi Sunak warning that Labour would take the country back to square one wasn’t the threat he thought it was

Rishi Sunak’s ‘second half of the year’ general election hint wasn’t the news people were hoping for – 12 NOs to the left

Rishi Sunak took a thorough savaging from Chris Bryant at PMQs – and his response gets an F