woke

An ‘anti-woke warrior’ was furious that two men saw in New Year with a kiss and was magnificently owned into next year

An anti-woke warrior said it’s ‘not sexist’ to say women belong in the home and of all the A++ comebacks this one knocked the rest out the park

This anti-woke warrior got his knickers in a twist about men dressing up as women at Christmas and the entirety of the internet responded as one

A Daily Express journalist suggested Reform UK should address the ‘crisis’ of people eating less turkey at Christmas, and the internet gave him a good stuffing

An ‘anti-woke warrior’ said this Palestinian athlete’s name meant ‘The Egyptian’ and was magnificently owned into next year

An Apprentice contestant turned anti-woke warrior bemoaned the demise of the full English and a Friday pint and was schooled into next year

Sharron Davies bemoaned all the woke movies with a message and the entirety of the internet responded as one

This proud Englishman ranted at Easter Eggs gone woke and was owned into next week and beyond

Someone told their anti-woke cousin it’s woke to add beans to chilli, and the internet enjoyed it much more than the furious cousin

Donald Trump was asked which of the ‘woke’ shows he’s been lambasting he’s actually seen and had people wobbling their heads into next year

Megyn Kelly warned Netflix not to ‘wokeify’ Little House on the Prairie – and one of its original stars owned her back to the 19th century

Jordan Peterson’s anti-woke rant about paper towel guidance is still one of his greatest self-owns

A dinner party in Parliament was given “woke” snapless Christmas crackers and some people think it’s bang out of order

Elon Musk said Gladiator II was ‘woke’ and he was magnificently owned – both in this life and the next

Andrea Jenkyns said a former constituent was asked if he ‘identified as being pregnant’ and the scepticism was visible from space