25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
[creating sloths] make a sin adorable
— f r o v o (@frovo.bsky.social) February 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
14.
Solved Murder on the Orient Express (2017) in the first five minutes, never read the book (Murder on the Orient Express, 1934), wholly relying on clues I picked up watching Murder on the Orient Express (1974).
— Cap’n Watsisname (@capnwatsisname.bsky.social) March 3, 2025 at 5:41 AM
15.
HEARTBREAKING: Local man finished cup of coffee on autopilot and doesn't remember enjoying his cup of coffee.
— Madeley (@madeley.bsky.social) March 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
16.
SHAFT
— Sarah Dempster (@dempster2000.bsky.social) March 4, 2025 at 8:56 AM
17.
You're at a party but have never seen an armchair before, so style it out to avoid seeming unsophisticated.
Or
Upon delivery of a sofa you bought on Ebay, you realise you read the measurements incorrectly, and now refuse to acknowledge your mistake, insisting that this is precisely what you wanted.— Richard Littler (@richardlittler.bsky.social) March 4, 2025 at 11:14 AM
18.
American Air Museum cafe at Duxford missing a trick not selling me Coca Cola, Hersheys, and nylons.
— Una McCormack (@unamccormack.bsky.social) March 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
19.
Beastie Boys: Here's the paperwork you asked for.
Me [checking through]: Part A, B, yes good. C. And here's Part D, all filled in. Wait: where's the final part?
BB: We're not just handing that over.
Me: What?
BB: You've got to fight! For your right! To Part E.— Adam Roberts (@adamroberts.bsky.social) March 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
20.
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
— Claudia Koerner (@claudiakoerner.bsky.social) March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
21.
when i was a kid watching a movie with my parents and an unexpected sex scene would come on
— Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) March 3, 2025 at 1:43 PM
22.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but
*fog horn*— donni saphire (@donni.bsky.social) March 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
23.
— Cole || fatberg’s cousin (@kim-tey.bsky.social) March 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
24.
Thank you for calling customer service. Please listen carefully to the following 27 options, none of which will be even remotely related to the reason for your call.
— John Lyon (@johnlyon.bsky.social) February 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
25.
my dog when I ask what’s in his mouth
— Amy Ash (@lolennui.bsky.social) February 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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