The 19 most ridiculously silly ways people have hurt themselves will have you laughing all the way to the emergency room

11.

My wife cleaned up dog pee on a wooden floor with Lemon Pledge at the landing of a carpeted staircase. I got up to feed the baby at 6 am, walked down the stairs, hit the landing, and my feet flew out from under me. The baby flew up in the air. I rammed my big toe into the wall, fracturing it but making a heroic catch of the baby.
Feisty-Aspect6514

12.

I wanted to show my friend that my airsoft gun was harmless and shot myself in the arm. Lodged the bb between the two bones in my forearm.
jonny_drawing

13.

Faked appendicitis. Got it removed.
jonny_drawing

14.

Dropped a large chef knife off the counter and instinctively tried to use my foot to catch it.
Sometimes_Stutters

15.

I bopped my nose on the sneeze guard on a salad bar, which caused me to sneeze, which caused me to bop my face on the sneeze guard again, which gave me a black eye. Salad wasn’t even that good. No croutons.
Puzzleheaded_Lab967

16.

Just this Friday. A tiny fragment of my knee bone chipped off and made its way between my knee joints. The worst thing? I was getting INTO A CAR when this all happened.
Alone-Marsupial3003

17.

I decided to stretch my arms out after sitting at my computer at work too long. The next thing that I know, I have a bad pain in my neck and numbness in my left arm. I now have a pinched nerve condition that comes and goes from time to time.
jljue

18.

I rode my mountain bike down the stairs, in the house – didn’t end well. I also tripped over the cat on the same stairs, similar landing…
One-Bodybuilder309

19.

Broke a toe fighting a chipmunk that was digging in my garden.
freshcoastghost

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