Social Media Winter Olympics

With one week to go, the Winter Olympics is an ironically hot topic on Bluesky – 28 favourite things people are saying about it right now

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It must feel so good gliding down that curling lane like a little Canadian pair of scissors through Olympic wrapping paper

— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere.bsky.social) February 14, 2026 at 7:16 PM

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after a scary start, both competitors in the skeleton death luge are off to a scary middle run. stay tuned before what will surely be a scary conclusion

— lauren (@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com) February 13, 2026 at 2:13 PM

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what do you mean we're waiting on the judges' grades in ski jumping. did the skier jump far or not.

— Rodger Sherman (@rodger.bsky.social) February 7, 2026 at 7:35 PM

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Fun Olympics fact: the event is called Skeleton because that's the part of you that breaks if something goes wrong

— Ian Boudreau (@ianboudreau.com) February 13, 2026 at 3:38 AM

19.

We need to keep the film industry alive or else ice dancers will have nothing to skate to in 20 years. like sometimes I feel like you guys aren’t thinking long term

— danielle weisberg (@danielleweisberg.bsky.social) February 12, 2026 at 7:53 AM

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Watching the women’s “Normal Hill” ski jump finals, looking forward to the “Real Fucky Hill” round.

— Graham Stark (@graham.loadingreadyrun.com) February 9, 2026 at 4:02 AM

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the doubles luge riders should be face to face

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— fishttp:// (@fishttp.website) February 11, 2026 at 11:10 PM

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I don’t understand why they give them marks in the ski jump, who cares if your knee was slightly bent if you’ve just flown 110m off a fucking mountain?

— Jonathan Mackie (@jonathanmackie.bsky.social) February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM

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ahh…. womens ski jump. so pure, untainted by textile chicanery or penis enlargement tactics

— victoria zeller⚔️ (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) (@dirtbagqueer.rocks) February 7, 2026 at 5:05 PM

24.

the glove puppet who’d be best at curling is Sweep

— Toby Earle 🇺🇦 (@tobyontv.bsky.social) February 15, 2026 at 9:28 PM

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Short track speed skating is just roller derby without fun names.

— Sarah (@schtimpy27.bsky.social) February 15, 2026 at 6:17 AM

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*commentating the winter olympic ice skating final* it’s so cold in there that the ground has literally frozen. I don’t think a human can survive these conditions

— pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” (@pixelatedboat.bsky.social) February 15, 2026 at 5:30 AM

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skeleton: behold my figure, ass on display at flattering angle, headfirst downhill like a gravity-fed demon, brave

luge: whole body's a double chin, flying gooch-first, prisoner of sport, corpse-like pose

— BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) February 12, 2026 at 5:55 PM

28.

Really enjoying the Men’s Artistic Downhill Knee Wrecking #TheOlympics

— Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) February 12, 2026 at 11:54 AM

Winter Olympics fever can grip anyone.

Okay, Grandma, that's enough Winter Olympics for you! 😆

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— StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻🚫👑 (@strictlychristo.bsky.social) February 13, 2026 at 9:50 PM

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The Winter Olympics got underway, with an appropriately wacky opening ceremony, boos for JD Vance, and a whole load of internet reactions – 32 medal winners

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