25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
People say that dreams are a reflection of your innermost desires and fears.
Last night I dreamt that my cat was in the mafia.
I'm not sure which category that falls under.
— ficklenuts and your mom (@ficklenuts.bsky.social) 14 June 2026 at 16:22
14.
Idris Elba denies rumours of his being the new Tobermory
— Rich Neville (@richneville.bsky.social) 16 June 2026 at 16:44
15.
[my first day as a barista]
CUSTOMER: wtf I said half and half
ME: I know that’s why there’s chili AND raisins
— Swim Jeans 👖 (@shortsleevesuit.bsky.social) 15 June 2026 at 23:30
16.
my man looking like the baby from the Teletubby sun grew up to be an alcoholic
— alexis simpson (@amutepiggy.bsky.social) 15 June 2026 at 01:52
17.
Sloths move slowly due to a plant based, low calorie diet. It's simple metabolic adaptation. Their handler moves slowly due to a high calorie, hamburger based diet. They are not the same.
— Greeneville Zoo (@greenevillezoo.bsky.social) 13 June 2026 at 02:44
18.
This day in history. 1658. Henri de La Tour d'Auvergne, Viscount of Turenne, and a French army defeated Spanish forces in the Battle of the Dunes. I only mention it because I thought it said Battle of the Dudes, which would have been interesting, but no.
— Jimmer Cork-Bottle (@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social) 14 June 2026 at 09:48
19.
Working on a new theory that if you eat two burgers at the same time the calories cancel each other out. Evidence so far suggests otherwise but the scientific method demands repetition
— mindflakes (@mindflakes.bsky.social) 16 June 2026 at 14:20
20.
475 million of them are accidentally clicking on a link in Instagram and getting annoyed
— Ryan Nanni (@celebrityhottub.bsky.social) 16 June 2026 at 13:04
21.
the guy at the pet shop warned me not to get him wet
— Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) 14 June 2026 at 14:44
22.
— weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) 14 June 2026 at 17:44
23.
The Strait of Hormuz is open and all the ship captains are having a wonderful time!
— gene rayburn (@generayburn.com) 15 June 2026 at 20:41
24.
The Four Apostrophe's' of the apocalypseses's'
— Danny Fearns (@dannyfearns.bsky.social) 16 June 2026 at 11:48
25.
Etta James begrudgingly sings her biggest hit:
— Nick Pettigrew (@nick-pettigrew.bsky.social) 15 June 2026 at 02:01
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