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‘If you could telepathically say something that all people on earth could hear at once what would it be?’ – 22 mind-bogglers

12.


I’d say “Shhhh Listen” then not say anything, just have it be real quiet, no thoughts, no words, nothing…..

InventedStrawberries

13.

You forgot to wipe your ass!
ciphered-ass

14.


“No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!”

AlNimri

15.

“MOIST”- emphasis on the S.
ModNaz

16.


Your fly’s down…

Wargerliam

17.


This is God. I do not give a fuck about your gender, sexuality, race, sexual identity or anything like that. Be a good person. Help your fellow humans. Treat the earth right, I won’t give you another one. If you are a bad person, especially to children, animals or the infirmed and elderly. You will go to hell for that, and stop using my name to back up your greed and bigotry. Shut up, be a good person, and help those who need help.

AssasinPsyche

18.

Adopt a shelter pet.
WhiskerFatigue

19.


Unexpected item in the bagging area.

ARandomProducer

20.

“That light has never been on before. I think you hit the wrong button. Does this mean they can hear us? They’re not supp-“ and stop halfway through the sentence.
hoagiepolice

21.

Climate change is real and the world will end in fire if we don’t convert to renewable energy.
NotoriousHotDog

22.

“Yes, it was originally the Berenstein Bears. I changed all of them to Berenstain in 1996.”
IronOhki

oliverklozov dropped this piece of pure evil.

“Remember the time where Mambo No. 5 wasn’t stuck in your head?”

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