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Michael White

UK AI Minister Kanishka Narayan released a video bigging up “British AI”, but sadly for him (and for us), the real story was in the background

News

Count Binface had the perfect devastating response when Nigel Farage had the cheek to say he’d “beaten the Establishment candidate” in Clacton

News

Just 33 of the smartest, funniest, snarkiest reactions to the Government Emergency Alert text about wildfires

Entertainment

A £430m energy project had to be diverted because Harry Potter fans were upset it would pass through the ‘grave’ of a fictional elf, and people don’t know whether to laugh or cry

Politics

A reporter asked Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed about how Trump said “he’s full of sh*t” and Abdul’s absolutely savage comeback is one for the ages

News

Primary schools in England will be told to identify “children at risk of future unemployment” – 18 savage responses in a class of their own

Politics

Reform UK councillors in Kent wanted the national anthem played at the end of council meetings, but it blew up in their faces in the most hilariously petty way

Entertainment

Ricky Gervais’ new animated show Alley Cats is being ripped to shreds – 18 people with their claws out for him

Life

Turns out that “functionally illiterate” US workers earn about the same per hour as the average British worker, if you want a reminder of the wretched state of British salaries

News

Donald Trump says he knows a lot about Venezuela because Miss Venezuela always did so well in his Miss Universe pageant – 18 people with very undiplomatic responses

Politics

Restore Britain’s “freedom campaigner” Montgomery Toms has called for indoor smoking rooms in pubs – 18 people dragging him in the comments

News

This camera stayed locked on Donald Trump’s thunderous face as reporters who investigated his past ties with Jeffrey Epstein won a prize at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner

News

Some kids in Clacton were asked about Nigel Farage and they absolutely ripped the Count of Dodgy Crypto to shreds in their NSFW replies

News

Donald Trump can only squirm in his seat at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner as Wolf Blitzer gives a prize to the photo of him doing nothing when a guest fainted

News

Andy Burnham’s “No 10 North” is up and running, complete with replica No 10 Downing Street black door and an onsite Greggs – 18 reactions to put a grin up north

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