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This incredible clip from Canada’s premier league final had English football fans totally losing their minds

Joe Rogan told Elon Musk that ‘AI music is my favourite’, and it speaks volumes about his taste

Someone claimed that the Oxford Street Christmas lights are ‘symbols of Allah’, and got owned to the Moon and back 19 stellar takedowns

Politics

Reform UK’s Zia Yusuf insists that ‘foreign nationals’ are simultaneously claiming disability benefits and taking all our jobs – Schrödinger entered the chat

Science

This AI deepfake video shared by Neil deGrasse Tyson has a lot of people very worried – 17 (presumably real) replies

Tucker Carlson said he was ‘attacked and mauled by a demon’ whilst he was in bed – 17 diabolically funny takedowns

Politics

Boris Johnson said The Traitors ‘exposes the human flaw that makes us blind to villainy’ – and irony was murdered in plain sight

Weird World

‘It doesn’t say Christmas on the mince pie box’ season gets earlier every year – 19 satisfyingly festive takedowns of the latest culture warrior

Weird World

Someone dubbed this Rightmove property listing ‘The final boss of Live, Laugh, Love’ – dare you look through the keyhole?

Pics

You can probably see the punchline of this classic Bob Monkhouse ‘sperm sample’ joke coming, but that doesn’t make it any less funny

Weird World

In a crowded field, this theory about wild animals might be the stupidest racist take of the day

Maga cultist and anti-vaxxer Rob Schneider claimed there were no Children’s Hospitals when he was a kid – 17 sick burns

Entertainment

This vintage Blue Peter clip of Peter Duncan dangling over Big Ben is still giving people the heebie-jeebies

Politics

Elon Musk enthusiastically shared a post claiming “these days ‘far-right’ simply means normal” – and it was a self-own visible from SpaceX

Twitter

Someone asked ‘Is there a specific post that you still think about?’ – 17 absolute hall-of-famers

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