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Nigel Farage is being trolled by a Turkish barbershop in Glasgow and it’s shear brilliance – 15 appreciative nods

A right-wing commentator claimed there’s a ‘sense of terror hanging over the UK’, and the chinny reckon stretched from Land’s End to John o’ Groats

Bruce Springsteen has released an ICE protest song called ‘Streets of Minneapolis’, and it’s got right under Donald Trump’s extremely thin skin

Celebrity

Joey Barton’s tweet about giving football fans a bit of ‘rest bite’ had people dusting off their favourite malapropisms. These 17 were second to nun

Life

The ‘Countries with the Best Reputations’ chart shows one particularly dramatic nosedive – can you guess who it might be?

Animals

Need a timeline cleanse? This video of a group of penguins meeting a cat for the first time fits the bill

Entertainment

This Jimmy Fallon clip of Trump mispronouncing various countries hilariously highlights his weak grasp of geography

Give peas a chance! An American dared to criticise our mushy peas, and provoked outrage – plus some support too, to be fair

Weird World

A Tweet about ‘Clavicular’ and ‘Jestermaxxing’ has made people feel very old and confused (us included)

The White House’s latest crass AI attempt to troll Greenland contained a glaring error, and they p-p-p-picked up some stone-cold takedowns

Politics

New Reform UK-er Thomas Skinner told GB News just how much he loves his country and it’s quite the watch – 14 devastating takedowns

Videos

You don’t have to be a table top gamer to enjoy this magnificent song about Warhammer that just went wildly viral

Life

Someone asked what people with office jobs did before computers and mobile phones – 21 nostalgic replies

Entertainment

The final scene of Star Wars without the John Williams score is a work of awkward, comedy genius

Far-right commentator, Candace Owens, believes the US military is ‘testing kids with psychic abilities’, and minds are thoroughly blown – 17 incredulous replies

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