A Little Englander was asked on LBC to define what it means to be ‘English’ and you can hear the exact moment their brain goes pop
Editor-in-chief, The Poke
Editor-in-chief, The Poke
- John has spent three decades writing about TV, media and popular culture. As broadcasting correspondent of the Guardian he spent many happy years presenting the paper’s MediaTalk podcast, interviewing the likes of Matt Berry, Armando Iannucci and Charlie Brooker.
- A former chairman of the television critics association, the Broadcasting Press Guild, he presented their annual awards ceremony and has a whole bunch of photos of him standing next to A-list celebrities (pictures available on request).
- He has also hosted events for Bafta and the Edinburgh TV Festival, and chaired the press jury prize at the Rose d’Or entertainment festival in Montreux.
Experience
John spent nearly 20 years at the Guardian, first as a freelance and then as a staff member on the Media Guardian team, editing the paper’s Media Monkey diary column. He first started writing about the television business at Broadcast magazine, before joining Heat and (briefly) The Sun. He began his career in local newspapers at the Medway News in Kent and the Norwich Evening News. He has only done stand-up twice and on one of those occasions he was fortunate enough to share the bill with Greg Davies and Rhod Gilbert (before they were famous, obviously).Education
John has an MA in Philosophy, Politics and Economics at Oxford University.Donald Trump was asked why White House flags weren’t lowered for a murdered Democrat and his chilling response spoke volumes
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A Maga churchgoer complained that the service didn’t mention Charlie Kirk and of all the A++ responses this one chimed loudest
This fabulous letter from a Sudanese refugee who came to Britain should be put through the door of every single person who went to Tommy Robinson’s far-right protest
This ‘ex-pat’ Aussie had some lessons for Britain on immigration and Lewis Goodall’s A++ comeback was absolute perfection
Elon Musk told Tommy Robinson’s far-right rally ‘you either fight back or you die’ and the rest of Britain responded as one
A Little Englander desperately tried to own this policeman and it was a magnificent self-own for the ages
Donald Trump said ‘smart people don’t like me’ and the entirety of the internet responded as one
These American protestors chanted ‘White man fight back!’ and ended up schooled into another dimension
A Maga said he’d been told not to wear his favourite hat in London and these Brits’ replies will make the whole country proud
‘The Harry and Charles Reconciliation Commemoration Tea Mug’
Donald Trump rushed to blame the ‘rhetoric of the radical left’ in the wake of Charlie Kirk’s shooting – 23 fearful and totally on-point responses
Magas demanded the left tone down their ‘rhetoric’ and Elizabeth Warren’s A++ response is the perfect riposte for Trump and anyone else
An ultra Maga said ‘Democrats owned’ the fatal shooting of Charlie Kirk and was magnificently called out by this reporter who turned her ‘logic’ right back at her
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