An anti-woke warrior trolled a bookshop for being full of ‘feminised woke slop’ and was joyously owned into next year – 14 A++ comebacks worth reading
Editor-in-chief, The Poke
Editor-in-chief, The Poke
- John has spent three decades writing about TV, media and popular culture. As broadcasting correspondent of the Guardian he spent many happy years presenting the paper’s MediaTalk podcast, interviewing the likes of Matt Berry, Armando Iannucci and Charlie Brooker.
- A former chairman of the television critics association, the Broadcasting Press Guild, he presented their annual awards ceremony and has a whole bunch of photos of him standing next to A-list celebrities (pictures available on request).
- He has also hosted events for Bafta and the Edinburgh TV Festival, and chaired the press jury prize at the Rose d’Or entertainment festival in Montreux.
Experience
John spent nearly 20 years at the Guardian, first as a freelance and then as a staff member on the Media Guardian team, editing the paper’s Media Monkey diary column. He first started writing about the television business at Broadcast magazine, before joining Heat and (briefly) The Sun. He began his career in local newspapers at the Medway News in Kent and the Norwich Evening News. He has only done stand-up twice and on one of those occasions he was fortunate enough to share the bill with Greg Davies and Rhod Gilbert (before they were famous, obviously).Education
John has an MA in Philosophy, Politics and Economics at Oxford University.Robert Jenrick took aim at accusations he’s sexist and ended up blowing his own head off in magnificent style
Magas cried foul at people arming themselves in the face of the ICE threat and were magnificently owned into next year
This Minneapolis man’s rant about the state of Trump’s America right now went wildly viral because he totally and utterly nails it
An ITV reporter wouldn’t let Reform UK’s new Scottish leader ignore the question and its response didn’t just speak volumes, it bellowed them
An American said the UK was ‘too authoritarian’ to produce a sitcom like Young Sheldon and the entirety of Britain responded as one
A man trolled women for daring to exercise on a trampoline and was gloriously owned into next year
The Nobel Peace Prize Committee’s brutal final word brought Donald Trump and his pretend gong crashing back down to earth
Kemi Badenock just ejected Robert Jenrick from the Tory party and the TUC’s A++ response beat all-comers
An angry Little Englander left no stone unturned to belittle the Red Arrows’ first woman leader and was owned into next year
Donald Trump appeared to fall asleep in the Oval Office and the girl on the right’s reaction made the whole thing so much funnier
Tommy Robinson furiously bit back at the trolls mocking him for his ‘gay love’ YouTube ad and just made the whole thing even funnier
Donald Trump had to clarify the spelling of ‘whole milk’ and it said so much more about him than it did anyone else – 13 full fat responses
A Trump minion’s IQ shrinkingly idiotic argument about ‘ICE hysteria’ didn’t even make it to the first hurdle, let alone fall at it
Keir Starmer’s magnificent takedown of the Tories’ 14 years in power was that rarest of things – a properly funny (albeit slightly weird) joke at PMQs
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