US
Trump’s ‘You can’t compromise on sanity and common sense’ quote may be the least self-aware thing a person has ever said – 17 frank responses
Oonagh Keating
Writer
Oonagh Keating
Writer
- Oonagh Keating is fascinated with politics because it’s the only soap opera where Peggy Mitchell could triple the cost of your mortgage in an afternoon.
- Her obsession with Columbo has yet to earn her a spot on Mastermind, but makes watching old films with her impossible as she insists on pointing out Columbo actors.
- Writing about viral content and comedy has ruined her targeted ads forever.
Experience
Oonagh has dabbled in writing for money since the 1980s, but finally gave up her Olympic cycling dreams and turned fully professional in 2013 – partly because she doesn’t own a bike. Her writing work includes jokes for greetings cards, ghostwriting food and travel blogs and at least three articles entitled ‘What has the EU ever done for us?’. She was offered two weeks’ work at the Poke in 2018 and has refused to leave ever since.Education
Oonagh graduated with a BA (Hons) in Maths Education from Liverpool Hope University.Weird World
A conspiracy theorist insisted that the earth is young because it’s ‘biblically supported’, and got dragged from Genesis to Revelation – 17 scathing responses
US
Life’s just too short to read this ridiculously long Trump Truth Social post, but the reactions are well worth a look – 17 top takedowns
Celebrity
A celebrity real estate agent predicts we’ll all have AI robots with Michelin-star chef skills and medical expertise in 10 years – 18 generous servings of chinny reckon
US
RFK Jr claimed that Trump has ‘a different way of calculating percentages’, and maths entered the chat – 21 responses that sum up the problem
US
This women’s tennis team White House photo-op didn’t just speak volumes about the Trump government, it screamed “You cannot be serious!” – 22 ace callouts
US
Trump blamed the Democrats for the US failing to get a deal with Iran, and an inconvenient truth entered the chat
US
Kash Patel called a reporter a liar for asking about something confirmed by his own lawsuit, and the facepalms were visible from space – 17 blunt takedowns
US
Pete Hegseth has removed the mandatory flu vaccine for US forces – Make America Viral Again! – 24 sick burns
Politics
Liz Truss has labelled Donald Trump a ‘very good president’, in case you were wondering what’s the worst recommendation in the world
Politics
Downing Street leaked that we were about to see ‘angry Starmer’, and the internet was quaking in its boots – 19 funny reactions
US
Trump posted a Truth Social rant claiming he’s winning the war ‘by a lot’, and the internet said “Sure, Jan!” – 16 blunt replies
Entertainment
Have I Got News For You roasted Trump for his AI Doctor Jesus post, and it’s four minutes very well spent
US
Between the Tory power stance and the unfortunate mic placement, this photo of Trump has gone wildly and hilariously viral – 19 favourite reactions
Politics
Richard Tice’s fiery new AI-slop profile pic featured a burning Union Flag and an unspoken invitation to mock him into next week – 21 favourite burns