US
Donald Trump thinks there was a missile attack by the Islamic Republic of Japan, in case you were wondering how Captain Cognitive is getting on
Oonagh Keating
Writer
Oonagh Keating
Writer
- Oonagh Keating is fascinated with politics because it’s the only soap opera where Peggy Mitchell could triple the cost of your mortgage in an afternoon.
- Her obsession with Columbo has yet to earn her a spot on Mastermind, but makes watching old films with her impossible as she insists on pointing out Columbo actors.
- Writing about viral content and comedy has ruined her targeted ads forever.
Experience
Oonagh has dabbled in writing for money since the 1980s, but finally gave up her Olympic cycling dreams and turned fully professional in 2013 – partly because she doesn’t own a bike. Her writing work includes jokes for greetings cards, ghostwriting food and travel blogs and at least three articles entitled ‘What has the EU ever done for us?’. She was offered two weeks’ work at the Poke in 2018 and has refused to leave ever since.Education
Oonagh graduated with a BA (Hons) in Maths Education from Liverpool Hope University.Politics
15 favourite funny clapbacks to Matt Goodwin’s claim that Nigel Farage is out there playing 4D chess
Social Media
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Politics
Liz Truss said the Times is a disgrace, and got owned all the way back to her infamous cheese speech – 17 unbrielievable takedowns
Politics
It looks like the Clacton by-election will be Farage vs Binface, and the voting public has the chance to do the funniest thing – 24 enthusiastic popcorn grabs
US
Trump said if USA had lost to Belgium without Balogun he’d have claimed it was “rigged like the election in 2020” – 18 shots to the back of the net
News
Pizza Express held an inquiry into whether Andrew Mountbatten Windsor really visited their Woking branch… and found nothing – 17 reactions that can’t be topped
Politics
Nigel Farage’s veiled threat to a Sky journalist who asked him about his undeclared funding from a fraudster won’t make the scrutiny go away – 21 scathing responses
Sport
The Belgian team did Trump’s stupid dance as a goal celebration in their 4-1 obliteration of USA, and the rest of the world cheered
US
Donald Trump claimed the crowd was at least ten times bigger than it actually was, and got brutally owned into next month – 17 of the most sceptical clapbacks
Politics
Robert Jenrick attempted to defend Five-houses Farage’s undeclared gifts by describing the Times as the ‘left-wing press’, and the chinny reckon was visible from Westminster to Clacton – 22 top takes
Pics
Donald Trump’s record-breakingly large Independence Day fireworks display was an enormous damp squib – 21 hilariously explosive takedowns
Sport
46 favourite reactions to England’s heroic underdogs beating Mexico’s World Cup team and its dreaded altitude
Politics
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US
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