Andrew Bridgen thought he’d unveiled a conspiracy about two Earthrise images, but it was just the same picture twice – 17 hilariously brutal takedowns
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Writer
- Oonagh Keating is fascinated with politics because it’s the only soap opera where Peggy Mitchell could triple the cost of your mortgage in an afternoon.
- Her obsession with Columbo has yet to earn her a spot on Mastermind, but makes watching old films with her impossible as she insists on pointing out Columbo actors.
- Writing about viral content and comedy has ruined her targeted ads forever.
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Oonagh has dabbled in writing for money since the 1980s, but finally gave up her Olympic cycling dreams and turned fully professional in 2013 – partly because she doesn’t own a bike. Her writing work includes jokes for greetings cards, ghostwriting food and travel blogs and at least three articles entitled ‘What has the EU ever done for us?’. She was offered two weeks’ work at the Poke in 2018 and has refused to leave ever since.Education
Oonagh graduated with a BA (Hons) in Maths Education from Liverpool Hope University.JD Vance compared Iran’s ‘right to enrich uranium’ with his wife’s right to skydive, and everyone’s cringe-o-meters exploded – 16 massive facepalms
Kemi Badenoch railed against the four-day working week and got owned into the next one – 15 efficient takedowns
A Maga cultist accused LBC of trying to make Trump “look like a nutcase” by quoting his actual words, and got mocked into next year
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Reform’s would-be London Mayor got well and truly schooled on their support for drilling in the North Sea – 15 slick reviews
There’s not enough chinny reckon in the world for this conspiracy theorist’s suggestion that she was made ill by sitting next to a vaccinated person – 18 sick burns
Tetchy Captain Misogyny called a female reporter ‘fresh’ for pressing him for facts on Iran – 15 fatigued facepalms
JD Vance has written a book about his ‘faith journey’ to Catholicism, and the chinny reckon stretched all the way to Vatican City – 18 top takedowns
Trump’s in full tantrum mode after a judge ordered a pause on his precious ballroom, pending Congressional approval – 21 reactions that are dripping with schadenfreude
Zia Yusuf’s snarky warning that Reform would sack civil servants for working from home to save fuel wasn’t exactly a vote-winner – 17 savage clapbacks
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