Pete Hegseth asked for more money for Trump’s Iran war – $1.5tn of it – and it backfired spectacularly – 17 terrific takedowns
Even his Fox News colleagues couldn’t pretend to enjoy Greg Gutfeld’s pitiful sexist joke about Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and it was all he had
Trump’s border czar was asked about the most recent ICE killings and his answer had people hollering into next year
Donald Trump was asked why his ‘4 to 5 week’ war on Iran was still going strong and his answer was the perfect snapshot of how his White House works
This Fox News host asked how Iran can keep fighting back after Trump says he destroyed their military and the entirety of the internet replied as one
Donald Trump was asked about his renewed bombing of Iran and he didn’t just say the quiet part out loud, he bellowed it
Pete Hegseth’s defence of his shocking seaside flyby stunt was even dumber and more dangerous than the idea itself – 16 full throttle takedowns
Donald Trump said there was no such word as ‘affordability’ and no-one’s put the dick into dictionary quite like him – 17 especially eloquent takedowns
Pete Hegseth wants to test American soldiers to make sure they’ve got enough testosterone – 17 especially hairy-assed comebacks
Trump lapdog Mike Johnson said the Pentagon needed $350bn to fight Communism inside America and these 17 comebacks marched right in
Donald Trump terminates 3 million acres of US national monuments and it might be the end of the world as we know it – 17 tree-hugging takedowns
Laura Ingraham called Donald Trump an alpha male who drives liberal men crazy and suffered a reality check visible from space
Donald Trump wants other countries to pay him for whatever the hell he’s doing to the Strait of Hormuz – 17 especially straight-talking replies
JD Vance criticised college graduates for taking ‘fake jobs’ – 17 very professional and especially real take downs
A wannabe Maga politician tried to shame people for not mourning Lindsay Graham properly and it backfired in spectacular fashion
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