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An ‘Alpha male’ suggested there was ‘something tragic’ about Marisa Tomei here and was owned into the next millennium

This video of George Michael suggesting a change that transformed ‘Do They Know It’s Christmas’ had people awestruck

An ‘Alpha male’ podcaster said Pamela Anderson had “aged like milk”, and these brutal comebacks were the cream of the crop

This ‘brilliant and intelligent’ take on Gregg Wallace is that rarest of things, something on LinkedIn worth reading

Reece Witherspoon on why she dreads scripts written only by men just went wildly viral and she totally nails it

Andrew Tate has been blowing his own trumpet again, but the internet wasn’t taken in by his brass neck – 19 top takedowns

Bob Mortimer’s reaction to being asked if he’d had a ‘brat summer’ was wonderfully relatable to the over-30s

17 favourite and totally on-point things people are saying about Gregg Wallace right now

Stephen Fry’s dissection of the Gregg Wallace story and the righteous fury of the ‘anti-woke right wing press’ totally nails it

You don’t have to be a reader of a certain age to appreciate David Baddiel’s A++ takedown of this troll (but it will help)

Peter Crouch’s heartfelt Twitter plea took this already good joke to the fabulous next level

This spoof Boris Johnson column on Gregg Wallace is so hilariously on the money it’s brilliant

27 favourite things people are saying about Gregg Wallace right now

‘Phil from Penrith’ rang 5 Live to talk Gregg Wallace and this 2 minutes is so much of the problem, right here

So many men trolled Kirstie Allsopp after she spoke out about Gregg Wallace and she magnificently took them down one tweet at a time