Celebrity p.23

Andrew Garfield talking to Elmo about grief and missing his mum is the loveliest thing you’ll watch today and very possibly all year

James Blunt trolled his fans to their face and it’s the funniest and most NSFW meet and greet you’ll see

Armando Iannucci took aim at Elon Musk’s obsession with living on Mars and owned him into outer space

James Blunt explaining to his wife why she has to change her surname to McBluntface is a fabulously funny watch

What movie line was delivered so perfectly that it deserved an Oscar? – 17 award-worthy nominations

A Tory MP said Kemi Badenoch’s young family should rule her out the leadership race and Rachel Parris’s comeback beat all comers

James Blunt went to Coventry to see who recognised his music and it went just as well as you’d imagine

This hilarious clip of Mark Kermode interviewing David Lynch is one for the ages

This deep dive into the ‘magical amulets’ being peddled by Russell Brand is simply magnificently done

The obituary of the mother of Simpson’s creator Matt Groening shows just where he got his inspiration

Russell Brand is selling a ‘magical amulet’ to protect you from WiFi and of all the mockery this response really hit the target

Someone asked Strictly’s Chris McCausland how he could read a tweet and his reply had the entire internet cheering

A hellish-looking Russell Brand said nothing anyone does is hidden from God and this no-nonsense comeback beat all-comers

Alan Sugar criticised ‘contestant gimmicks’ on Strictly Come Dancing and Chris McCausland’s A++ comeback had everyone cheering

James Blunt revealed the new name people chose for him and it was already good but his response was simply fabulous