Celebrity p.25

Andrew Tate asked if you’d rather travel the world or join him under house arrest and this comeback beat all-comers

Professor Brian Cox had the very best response to Marjorie Taylor Greene’s climate change denial nonsense and it’s just fabulous

Harry Hill’s hilarious 100 seconds on Ray Mears is just the escape from everything else we needed right now

This detail from actress Rebecca Hall’s wedding is surely the most nailed-on thing to appear in Private Eye’s ‘Luvvies’ column you’ll ever read

These fabulous Bob Mortimer calls to Iain Lee’s radio show are just as hilariously wild as you’d expect

Mike Tyson got all existential with this 14 y/o’s question about his ‘legacy’ and it’s today’s funniest, most devastating watch

This hilarious and exceptionally sweary Steve Coogan song has been doing the rounds again and it’s a NSFW treat

Richard Dawkins bigged up Elon Musk and of all the fabulous comebacks this A++ response was simply divine

Hugh Grant’s Jar Jar Binks impression in Heretic is so bad it’s a hot contender for movie moment of the year

This magnificent X-Files moment is our new favourite outtake that wasn’t taken out

Richard Herring gave this troll a taste of their own medicine and it’s a supremely satisfying read

In ‘The 80s were wild’ news, this Japanese energy shot ad starring Arnold Schwarzenegger is off-the-scale surreal

This ‘greatest diary entry of all time’ by Michael Palin has just gone viral again and it’s the best minute or two you’ll spend today

Joey Barton and his followers are already het up about Alex Scott and she’s not even got Gary Lineker’s MotD job yet and you love to see it

David Bowie’s fabulous impersonation of Mick Jagger just went viral again and it’s short but oh-so-sweet