Celebrity p.40

Nigel Farage is to stand for Reform UK in the election and the magnificent Kathy Burke surely spoke for the nation

Bob Mortimer’s tale of trying to sell his ‘reversible toilet’ idea to Christian Slater is today’s funniest two minutes

Vincent Price’s hilarious anecdote about an encounter with ‘a fan’ was scarily self-deprecating

Iain Dale’s old gripes about Tunbridge Wells have put an end to his hopes of becoming its MP

James Blunt wasn’t taking this old Paul Weller diss lying down and that’s entertainment!

People shared their jokes about Kevin Costner looking like Bruce Forsyth, and it’s nice to see them …

Sewing Bee legend Patrick Grant’s Rishi Sunak verdict really wasn’t messing around and had everyone cheering

Brian Cox responded to Rishi Sunak’s epic election launch fail and things got even better

Martin and Francesca Scorsese listing their movie lover credentials for a TikTok meme is today’s best thing

It’s nearly 20 years since You’re Beautiful came out and James Blunt’s hilarious response just topped the charts

Prince William’s ‘Third Sexiest Man’ title is a proper jawdropper – 17 funniest comments

The great David Morrissey wondered where his legs got to in this picture and it’s a hilarious head-scratcher

Robert De Niro’s frank warning about Donald Trump kept the talk show’s bleep operator very busy indeed

Lucy Worsley had the very best response for this weird eyebrow troll

This NFL star’s speech at a graduation ceremony was a mindblowing testament to misogyny