Celebrity p.40

Lorraine Kelly’s Bafta award sent her magnificent Esther McVey takedown viral again and, well, any excuse

Nicola Peltz Beckham cut husband Brooklyn’s badly acted cameo from her new film – 12 homages to the Nepo King

Elton John’s hilarious ‘don’t do drugs’ tale has surely the best payoff you’ll read today

George Takei had the best response to Elon Musk’s intrusive message for his ‘gay friends’

This Lenny Kravitz ‘challenge’ went wildly viral and this was the funniest response bar none

People have been sharing the most ‘insane interview moments’ and this knocked the rest into a cocked hat

The Daily Mail said Aaron Taylor-Johnson is too woke to play Bond and this response was licensed to kill

Stop the presses. Prince William is hiring someone to help him dress – 18 king-size takedowns

Timothée Chalamet’s Bob Dylan get-up looks like a lot of things that aren’t Bob Dylan – 19 of the best

Sydney Sweeney reading the Bible sent American Twitter – well, bits of it – into meltdown and this response was heaven sent

Kate Winslet’s very NSFW Comic Relief bedtime story might be highly relatable to parents

Adrian Chiles passes the Guardian column vibe check – but why are they always so random? 15 of the best

James Buckley did an insanely hot chilli challenge on his podcast – and it went exactly as you’d expect

James Blunt had the best response to the anniversary of You’re Beautiful

James Acaster told a hilarious tale of a very persistent heckler and everyone said the same thing