Celebrity p.57

Jonathan Gullis challenged Gary Lineker to run against him for Parliament and Lineker had the very best response

Perez Hilton said Kylie Minogue ‘serenaded him’ in Las Vegas and it was an even bigger stretch than her limo

Nigel Farage just ‘declared war’ on ITV and these are surely the only responses you need

Grant Shapps and Lee Anderson told Gary Lineker to ‘stick to football’ and were owned into next season

Nigel Farage fans’ fury that their man didn’t win might be the best I’m A Celeb thing ever

Alex Scott had the very best response to Joey Barton’s sexist rants about women in football

Jonathan Gullis accused Gary Lineker of breaking BBC rules over Rwanda and the MotD man’s response was championship-winning stuff

Michael Owen’s epically deadpan tale of throwing an apple core into the bin as a kid gripped the entire internet

There’s never a bad time to revisit Rory Stewart reading this scathing letter from Boris Johnson’s Eton master

Naga Munchetty had her say on Boris Johnson on Have I Got News For You and the Daily Mail will be fumin’

Sharon Stone’s hilarious story of Steven Seagal being put in his place is 38 seconds very well spent

Ian Hislop totally nailed Rishi Sunak and his flailing Rwanda policy on Have I Got News For You

Richard Osman’s HIGNFY takedown of Boris Johnson and his missing WhatsApps was fabulously done

Andrew Tate took creepy delight in ‘giving Piers Morgan Covid’ and Morgan’s response was A++

Joe Lycett had the best response to Rishi Sunak’s hilariously tetchy Rwanda emergency press conference