Celebrity p.6

We regret to inform you that Kim Kardashian has launched a range of thongs styled with fake pubic hair. It’s the satirists we feel sorry for

Robbie Williams’ hilariously honest story of being a Pretty Woman fan really didn’t go where Julia Roberts thought it was going

Just one minute and 57 glorious seconds of the great Brian Blessed swearing like a trooper (NSFW, obviously)

An American said Londoners were scared to take their phones out on the street and of all the A++ responses Hugh Grant said it best

People thought they were trolling the real Katy Perry for ‘dating’ Justin Trudeau and her A++ comebacks were a smash hit

Meryl Streep’s perfectly worded 2017 tribute hits so much harder after the sad death of Diane Keaton, aged 79

Alan Carr’s hilariously scathing comeback to Tom Daley on Celebrity Traitors was God-tier television

Ricky Tomlinson’s roast of Geoffrey Hughes on ‘This is Your Life’ is exactly the slice of Scouse comedy genius you’d expect

Mega Maga James Woods took issue with this anti-gun message and his unfortunate schoolboy error saw him owned into next week

Jeremy Kyle trolled Gary Neville for ‘making millions off working class people’ and the lack of self awareness was visible from space

There’s never a bad time to hear Jeff Goldblum wax lyrical on finding inspiration

Thomas Skinner is the first contestant to be voted off Strictly, and we’re contractually obliged to say “BOSH!” 21 glittering reactions

Jemaine Clement had the very best comeback for a troll not overly keen on an ‘expired woke sh*t’ film about former NZ PM Jacinda Ardern

Donald Trump ‘couldn’t believe’ ABC gave Jimmy Kimmel his job back and whoever wrote the talkshow hosts’s A++ comeback deserves an extra big pay raise

Piers Morgan said Jimmy Kimmel should stop upsetting Trump and be more like Johnny Carson but these Americans begged to differ