Celebrity p.7

You can pay Gregg Wallace to record a romantic or cheeky Valentine’s message for the one you love …or really don’t love. 21 funniest burns

Bev Turner trolled Giles Coren for cancelling his family holiday to America and his A++ comeback burst her bubble in spectacular style

Somebody asked about ‘the weirdest second life of a British actor’ and the answers will have you planning your own surprising career move

Piers Morgan’s wife Celia Walden wrote this about him and achieved the impossible – made people feel sorry for Piers Morgan

Laurence Fox accused Giles Coren of misjudging the public mood over America and was magnificently owned by his response

Tory peer Sharron Davies railed at the prospect of living in a ’15 minute city’ and was schooled into next year and back

John Cleese was accused of not criticising the Catholic Church and while Cleese’s comeback was good this A++ response totally nailed it

Giles Coren has been taking down the trolls one Maga at a time after he cancelled his holiday to America and it’s really rather magnificent

‘What British celebrity have you met and did you make a tit of yourself?’ – 23 people who definitely didn’t keep their cool

James May had the funniest and most brutally on-point response after Kelvin MacKenzie complained about getting a second speeding ticket

A man trolled ‘heavily made up TikTok ladies’ and was gloriously schooled into next year and back

Andrew Tate said ‘only cowards dispel masculinity’ and of all the A++ responses this one knocked the rest out of the park

A hideously bigoted troll posted two pictures of Pierce Brosnan with his wife Keely to warn men off marriage and was savagely owned – 14 comebacks with a licence to kill

18 funniest guesses at the mortifying ways Victoria might have hijacked Brooklyn Peltz Beckham’s first dance at his wedding

A ‘flag waving, meat eating, gun toting’ Maga took revenge on Mark Ruffalo for criticising Trump but it wasn’t the slam dunk he thought it was