News p.10

Tory loser Andrew Cooper flounced out of his by-election defeat and this is the only response you need

This video of Tory candidate Andrew Cooper was already good, but his crushing by-election defeat made it brilliant

Richard Madeley just asked his dumbest and most offensive question yet

No-one was angrier with that Keir Starmer glitter-bomb protestor than Rachel Reeves and a meme was surely born

Sky News interrupted its Israel war zone coverage to report Holly Willoughby had quit and got all the responses it surely deserved

Keir Starmer just got glitter-bombed by a stage invader and his response was so good even Tories appreciated it (well, maybe)

Rishi Sunak was done up like a kipper at a ‘meet the people’ event and they were laughing at him, not with him

Eton’s new Provost admits he judges people for not attending the school that shaped Boris Johnson

Joe Lycett sent an open letter to Suella Braverman offering to help ‘weed out’ asylum seekers pretending to be gay and it’s magnificent

Rishi Sunak’s wife Akshata Murty was his surprise warm-up act at the Tory conference – only 17 responses you need

Toploader played the Tory party conference and Kathy Burke’s response was number one with a bullet

Victoria Derbyshire used facts to destroy the Tories’ ‘party of facts’ claim and it was brilliantly done

Sky’s Sophy Ridge telling a government minister that she’s just making stuff up is a magnificent watch

Rishi Sunak is finally set to scrap the Manchester leg of HS2 – 17 first-class responses

Liz Truss has been stringing words together in public again – 17 favourite responses