News p.13

Porn star Bonnie Blue has joined Reform UK, saying she “stands with Nigel Farage” – 14 X-rated reactions

The FBI was asked to explain why Antifa is their biggest domestic terror threat to the US right now and ended up brutally, humiliatingly owned

Elon Musk’s complaint about immigrants voting in America raised so many red flags but one in particular fluttered furiously

Elon Musk was asked how he would start over with $1,000 and his incoherent answer reveals everything we need to know about him

White supremacist Nick Fuentes said women shouldn’t be allowed to vote and was owned straight back into his mom’s basement

House speaker Mike Johnson claimed Donald Trump works 21 hours a day – 15 timely clapbacks definitely worth clocking

Two US Secretaries had a literal pull-up competition to fix airport delays and there were no winners (except for these 17 spot-on replies)

America’s biggest gossip site called out Joe Biden for a speech slip-up and it was a double standard so gratuitous it was visible from space

Protesters slapped apple crumble and custard onto a case containing the Imperial State Crown, and sent social media into a meltdown – 21 sweet responses

Elon Musk called for the EU to be abolished, and of all the responses, this Polish politician spoke for an entire continent

The laughs keep coming about Donald Trump’s “FIFA Peace Award” – 30 jokes, memes and responses to his ignoble prize

This podcaster went off on one about “outsiders” trying to “ruin” Christmas – and people’s responses will light up your dark December day

Ant Middleton shared a fake AI video of a soldier shouting at a police officer about “freedom” and was laughed all the way back to Dubai

Donald Trump won the first “FIFA Peace Prize” at the World Cup draw – 21 reactions worthy of the Nobel

Everyone’s laughing at JD Vance’s lonely appeal for someone to talk to in this group chat and these 17 people surely said it best