News p.13

Stephen Miller’s wife Katie tried to own the libs with her ICE coffee joke and ended up crushed – 14 especially hot comebacks

Donald Trump said a “friend” tried Ozempic but he just got fatter, and this “friend” can only be one of two people

People in Denmark and Greenland staged huge protests against Donald Trump, and this one brutally funny sign probably spoke for an entire continent

It seems the world might never tire of mocking Trump’s sloppy seconds Nobel Prize – 32 memes and jokes uniting nations in glee

Tony Blair has been appointed to Gaza’s ‘Board of Peace’ by Trump, and the irony meter just exploded into a million pieces

Nigel Farage was tricked into filming a Cameo video tribute to paedophile singer Ian Watkins, and said ‘thanks for the money’ when he found out

Donald Trump and a notorious Nazi propagandist are the only ones to accept a second-hand Nobel Prize, and the rest is history

The White House ‘press conference’ just hit a new low with the entrance, stage right, of Riley Gaines (and her baby) – 13 totally on-point responses

Trump’s agriculture department suggested a meal plan for hard-up Americans and got eaten alive in the replies

Donald Trump argued robots will save the American auto industry and his human supporters would like a quiet word

The US Border Patrol chief said 90% of Americans were ‘happy to see’ ICE on the streets and 100% of the replies begged to differ

Jake Tapper lay a Trump-shaped elephant trap for homeland security chief Kristi Noem about ICE double standards and she fell right into it

A couple on £225k told the Telegraph they paid too much tax to have children and these 17 A++ responses all come tax free

Donald Trump said Greenland doesn’t own the land “just because they landed a boat there 500 years ago” and the irony meter just exploded

A man in a Vietnam veteran cap and an amazing fur coat confronted ICE goons in Minneapolis – 16 people thanking this stylish legend for his service