News p.16

If you read only one revelation from the ‘secret millions’ of the Royals investigation, make it this one

Someone bought Dan Wootton’s website domain name to redirect to another site and it’s an A+ prank

People are paying tribute to Scottish comedian Janey Godley, who has died aged 63

Joe Biden pretended to eat the leg of a baby dressed as a chicken – and this one response beats them all

A man was arrested for stealing £300k worth of cheese and the internet went emmental – 19 grate reactions

Tucker Carlson says Trump will be like an angry dad giving “vigorous spankings” to “a bad little girl”, and people responded as one

19 favourite reactions to Tesla’s newly unveiled futuristic Robovan

This Brit’s brutal takedown of Donald Trump on a US Question Time special had everyone cheering (and the look on Republicans’ faces was an absolute picture)

This Times’ outrage about Angela Rayner buying her boyfriend a suit had women (and quite a few men) spitting nails

This eye-in-the-sky reporter’s speeding motorcycle commentary was even more entertaining before he realised he was live

Tragedy: Independent schools are cutting back on embossed paper and new pools to counter the VAT bills

Hold the front page: Michael Gove is the new editor of the Spectator – 14 unsurprisingly cold responses

Boris Johnson’s attempt to use Bridget Jones as an argument against working from home went spectacularly wrong

Break out the tiny violins for this Telegraph columnist’s millionaire friends who are all leaving the UK

10 simply fabulous Donald Trump “they’re eating the pets” remixes because it’s the gift that keeps on giving