News p.4

Journalist Andy Twelves deserves a Pulitzer Prize for how brutally he demolished Reform UK’s Matt Goodwin to his face over his book’s alleged AI-produced mistakes

This Trump ally asked a bunch of MAGA conservatives how many would like to see Donnie impeached, and the unexpected response is an instant all-time cringe classic

Pete Hegseth shared a video of a gung-ho US marine talking about being ready for war, but it backfired so spectacularly that you’d almost feel sorry for him

Donald Trump’s unbelievably cruel and petty reaction to the death of ‘Russiagate’ special counsel Robert Mueller feels like a disgusting new low, even for him

Michael Rosen spoke movingly about his teenage son who died from meningitis in 1999 and the full 4-minute clip is well worth your time

This one, simple question completely stumped Trump’s top two intelligence officials and exposed the whole department in the process

Mark Zuckerberg’s 80-billion-dollar VR Metaverse is being scrapped in June, and the internet can’t stop laughing – 21 favourite burns

The Sunday Times reports that Reform UK’s Richard Tice ‘avoided nearly £600,000 in corporation tax’ due to a rare legal loophole and people are choking on the air of hypocrisy

Donald Trump has come crying for help from allies to secure the Strait of Hormuz oil route and people in the UK and Europe are happy to tell him where to go

Donald Trump said the Iran regime is evil because it shoots people who are protesting in the streets and the grim irony is almost too much to bear

Brits in Benidorm were asked about Churchill being replaced on the £5 banknote and the responses were a mix of hilarious and despairing

Donald Trump posted an old picture of him at military academy and was absolutely roasted to the Vietnam War era and back

Ultra tech bro Sam Altman wants to put all ‘intelligence’ behind a paywall and nobody is buying it – 15 brilliant clap backs

Donald Trump danced while the Middle East burns and this French news channel’s devastating response will surely not be bettered

Donald Trump whined that the UK is no longer a great ally and accused Keir Starmer of trying “to join wars after we’ve already won” – 20 responses to make you proud to be British