News p.5

The White House posted an hour-long video of Donald Trump just saying “winning” on a loop – 15 people calling out this clear loser behaviour

The Starbucks CEO has defended the $9 price tag for a coffee, saying people are paying for “the experience”, and it has a latte people foaming at the mouth

People are loving this viral clip of a man calmly eating his food amid the chaos at the White House correspondents’ dinner, and he’s the Zen hero you need today

Religious scholar Russell Brand can’t find the Bible passages that he read in court, and Piers Morgan just leaves him hanging for an excruciating minute of dead air

Trump supporter Caitlyn Jenner is upset she can’t use her passport anymore due to Trump’s anti-trans policies – 15 people relishing this episode of keeping up with the karma

The White House declared the Strait of Hormuz is “completely open and ready for business” like it was some kind of victory – 14 people happy to rain on Trump’s parade

Elon Musk said it was a ‘real weakness to want to be liked’ and the entirety of the internet (seriously) responded as one

The Artemis II crew made it safely back to Earth – 35 responses celebrating the joy, humour and sheer optimistic humanity of it all

Thieves stole 12 tons of KitKats, and the internet had a break to unleash jokemageddon – 19 favourite reactions

Journalist Andy Twelves deserves a Pulitzer Prize for how brutally he demolished Reform UK’s Matt Goodwin to his face over his book’s alleged AI-produced mistakes

This Trump ally asked a bunch of MAGA conservatives how many would like to see Donnie impeached, and the unexpected response is an instant all-time cringe classic

Pete Hegseth shared a video of a gung-ho US marine talking about being ready for war, but it backfired so spectacularly that you’d almost feel sorry for him

Donald Trump’s unbelievably cruel and petty reaction to the death of ‘Russiagate’ special counsel Robert Mueller feels like a disgusting new low, even for him

Michael Rosen spoke movingly about his teenage son who died from meningitis in 1999 and the full 4-minute clip is well worth your time

This one, simple question completely stumped Trump’s top two intelligence officials and exposed the whole department in the process