News p.5

A three-time Trump voter is going viral for apologising for supporting him, but lots of people are not in a forgiving mood

This ‘Question Time’ panellist absolutely nails why Keir Starmer and Labour are so damaged by ever being associated with Peter Mandelson

The White House blamed “a staffer” for posting that racist Obama video, but an obvious detail reveals a lot about the identity of the “staffer”

Robert F Kennedy Jr claimed he’s found a cure for schizophrenia and bipolar disorder and the internet lost its mind

Once again, Maryam Moshiri overshadowed the rest with her funny BBC report on Groundhog Day

This Private Eye cover from 15 years ago has just gone wildly viral again and it gets more relevant with each passing day

The French cybercrime police raided the Paris offices of X, and there’s enough schadenfreude to power the web – 23 top reactions

Donald Trump said he’s closing the Kennedy Center for ‘revitalisation’ but like tickets for the Melania movie, no-one’s buying it

Writer Joyce Carol Oates is coming for Elon Musk again with her devastating critique of him as a loser that ‘devalues’ every occasion just by being there

This Craigslist ad offering money to go see the new Melania movie is both the saddest and the funniest thing you will read this week

This classic clip of cosplay cop Kristi Noem mishandling a gun has gone viral again, and these 15 scathing replies landed right on the bullseye

The UK Government’s enthusiastic launch of free AI training for all went down like a fart in a lift – 17 frank nopes

Elon Musk previewed his new snow shovelling robot but not everyone (anyone) was impressed – 15 ice cold takes

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez absolutely nailed the sense of fury and despair at Trump’s regime after ICE shot dead another US citizen in Minneapolis

Donald Trump gave a half-hearted non-apology apology to UK soldiers after his NATO insult, but it’s too little too late for most people