Politics p.10

Nigel Farage said he would end ‘something for nothing Britain’ and it was a priceless self-own that money can’t buy

A Fox News graphic made it look like Trump was lowering prices and they were fact checked til they farted

Fox News’ Jesse Watters said healthcare wouldn’t be a problem if everyone just stopped going to the doctor – 17 sick burns to send him to the hospital

This American Senator just absolutely torched Donald Trump in a fiery rant by bringing up the one thing everyone else is afraid to

Trump’s new Attorney General was asked if he would act independently of the White House and his answer was every right-thinking Americans’ nightmare

Robert Jenrick accused Labour of letting the country run out of water and was owned into next year

Reform UK-er Nadhim Zahawi’s ‘takedown’ of Count Binface was the opposite of the slam dunk he thought it was and Binface’s A++ response won everyone’s vote

Kelly Loeffler, Trump’s latest MAGA cabinet goon, released a painfully awkward ‘walk and talk’ video – 18 people sticking their necks out to make jokes

Donald Trump posted an AI video of him showing George Washington around his precious ballroom if you’re wondering what’s on (what’s left of) his mind

Reform UK threw a ‘Farage Fest’ celebration party that looked more Wonkaland than Glastonbury – 16 intergalactically brutal reviews

UK AI Minister Kanishka Narayan released a video bigging up “British AI”, but sadly for him (and for us), the real story was in the background

Count Binface had the perfect devastating response when Nigel Farage had the cheek to say he’d “beaten the Establishment candidate” in Clacton

JD Vance tried to defend Donald Trump’s economic policy with two words never before associated with Trump

Sam Altman says ChatGPT is only 6 months away from knowing everything about your life, and it wasn’t the win he wanted it to be

RFK Jr says there are ‘boxes and boxes of McDonald’s’ on Air Force One, and it may be the most truthful thing he’s ever said