Politics p.11

Stephen Miller told Donald Trump the US ‘was going to die without you’ and the whole internet curled up into a cringe ball of protection – 15 responses to die for

Steve Bannon said the quiet part out loud – Trump has a plan to win a third term in 2028 – and these 15 A++ replies hit the red alert

Nigel Farage tried to put his bravest face on the latest Reform UK defeat and was mocked into next week

Donald Trump can’t even remember who he’s granted a Presidential pardon to and as a snapshot of his White House at work this surely won’t be bettered

Mariella Frostrup’s epic takedown of Nadine Dorries and Reform UK was magnificently done and it’s an important, essential watch

This Caerphilly man’s perfect description of Reform UK absolutely nails why they lost the by-election

Nadine Dorries told Question Time she knew how to ‘stop the boats’ and her plan fell at the very first hurdle – 13 responses that surely say it all

Nigel Farage’s PMQs ‘strike’ looks even more performative after revelations that he hasn’t applied to ask a question since July

Donald Trump said ‘ocean drugs’ is a thing people say and these 15 stone-cold sober replies dragged him back to shore

Donald Trump turned his complaint about the 2020 election into a subtle(ish) threat to rig the next presidential vote – 17 fraud-free clapbacks

Donald Trump unveiled his plans for the new White House ballroom and there’s a new dictionary definition of Fool’s Gold – 19 24-carat responses

This influencer launched ‘Hot Girls for Cuomo’ without buying the URL, and whoever bagged it and turned it into a list of Cuomo allegations – take the rest of the week off

A journalist tried to shame a Green Party MP for wearing trainers in the Commons and got owned into next week – 17 noes to the right

House speaker Mike Johnson just kept a straight face while angrily accusing Democrats of lying to the American people – 16 replies here to eulogize irony

Nigel Farage flounced out of PMQs for good because other MPs keep picking on him – 18 funniest and totally on-point smackdowns