Politics p.115

Tucker Carlson says Trump will be like an angry dad giving “vigorous spankings” to “a bad little girl”, and people responded as one

This conservative Aussie politician’s message of support for Donald Trump just won self-own of the year

A Tommy Robinson fan said ‘We are all Tommy Robinson’ and the entirety of the internet replied as one

Robert Jenrick said it was time to put Conservative Party members ‘back in the driving seat’ and this A++ comeback beat all comers

Boris Johnson’s book didn’t go sale in time in Brussels because of Brexit – 15 karmically comic responses

Jacob Rees-Mogg being brutally schooled on his own GB News show is today’s most satisfying watch

A Tory MP said Kemi Badenoch’s young family should rule her out the leadership race and Rachel Parris’s comeback beat all comers

A Tory MP said Kemi Badenoch couldn’t be party leader because she’s got 3 young children and was schooled into next week

Nigel Farage objected to the England team getting a German manager (We know – shocker!) and everybody made the same joke

Nigel Farage trolled Keir Starmer for not asking Elon Musk to his investment summit and was schooled into next year

Liz Truss said Keir Starmer’s government was being run ‘by student politicians’ and Dom Joly surely said it best

The disparity between Laura Kuenssberg’s schoolboy error and the correction that followed is a proper jaw-dropper

There were a lot of reactions to Nigel Farage foraging for mushrooms, but this one would explain a lot

Bookshops have been putting Boris Johnson’s memoirs in the funniest places and this might be the best yet

Brian Cox’s meaty putdown of Robert Jenrick’s ‘head full of mince’ had the internet cheering