Politics p.117

This Conservative Party attempt to troll Keir Starmer totally blew up in their face

Donald Trump said western leaders were wrong to kick Putin out of the G8 and was schooled all the way to the moon and back

The Italian PM’s epic eye roll at Trump’s short-lived G7 summit surely spoke for the world – 17 funniest and totally on-point responses

Mark Carney showed Donald Trump precisely what a world statesman looks like and the look on Trump’s face spoke volumes

This Treasury minister just did an epic car crash of an interview with LBC’s Nick Ferrari and the second-hand embarrassment was visible from space

Robert Peston whinged about Keir Starmer getting to take a helicopter and was brutally owned into next week

Nigel Farage popped into Britain’s first Reform UK pub for a pint of ‘Remainer Tears’ – 12 intoxicating takedowns

London Mayor hopeful Ant Middleton’s cringeworthy video of himself falling out of a helicopter got exactly the reaction it deserved

Liz Truss criticised Rachel Reeves’ budget, and the stock value of irony hit a record high – 15 votes of no confidence

The new Reform chairman’s story about being strangled by a possessed Derek Acorah was every bit as wild as it sounds, but Richard Madeley’s last word was spooktacular

A Labour MP accused Reform’s newest recruit of ‘acting like a teenager’ and her furious response totally proved her point

Reform UK’s newest MP said you can’t talk to a woman wearing a burqa and was brutally schooled into next year

If you go down to the beach today …

The Reform UK pub owner was let down by Brexit but would still vote for Nigel Farage and basically people’s brains exploded

Liz Truss thinks she’s ‘the only Prime Minister who has sought to take on the broken system’ – no, really!