Politics p.119

Nigel Farage may have lied about being advised not to hold in-person surgeries in Clacton for security reasons, and we’re shocked! Shocked, we tell you!

Psst! Wanna see a dead body? James O’Brien’s response to following Nigel Farage on LBC pulled not a single punch

After Kemi Badenoch’s McDonald’s gaffe, people are explaining how they changed class – 21 funny favourites

Kemi Badenoch claims she became working class when she got a job in McDonald’s – 17 McTakedowns

Break out the tiny violins for this Telegraph columnist’s millionaire friends who are all leaving the UK

Donald Trump’s address on the economy was so mind-numbingly bad, it got roasted in a Michael Spicer Room Next Door Fact Check Special

A Labour MP set the fur flying by calling Larry the Cat a “little sh*t” – 14 purrfect takedowns

Lee Anderson said Labour had barred Reform MPs from select committees and was schooled into the next parliament

10 simply fabulous Donald Trump “they’re eating the pets” remixes because it’s the gift that keeps on giving

Lee Anderson wasn’t happy that MPs’ TV work might be banned, then got put in his place for a petty patronising outburst

Hello, police? We’d like to report a murder. 47 favourite reactions to the Harris-Trump debate

Keir Starmer’s especially abrupt fact checking of Laura Kuenssberg had everyone cheering

Lee Anderson’s rant about migrants being taught English in France was a magnificently satisfying self-own

Some of Tim Walz’s family proudly posed in support of Donald Trump and it was a hilarious self-own visible from space

Priti Patel has been knocked out of the Tory leadership contest. Oh dear. How sad. Never mind!