Politics p.17

Nigel Farage criticised Andy Burnham for relying on notes while speaking, saying he doesn’t need an autocue to tell you what he believes in – and, well, you can guess what happened next

Of all the tributes to the late Brenda Fricker aka Home Alone 2’s Pigeon Lady, this savage tweet about one of her co-stars probably speaks for a lot of people

Liz Truss has predicted that Andy Burnham will cause a financial crisis – 17 people mourning the death of irony and self-awareness, may they rest in peace

Donald Trump has thoughts on Thomas Tuchel’s tactics in the England v Argentina game, so that’s a measure of how bad things are for the Three Lions manager

Donald Trump was asked about his renewed bombing of Iran and he didn’t just say the quiet part out loud, he bellowed it

Pete Hegseth’s defence of his shocking seaside flyby stunt was even dumber and more dangerous than the idea itself – 16 full throttle takedowns

Donald Trump said there was no such word as ‘affordability’ and no-one’s put the dick into dictionary quite like him – 17 especially eloquent takedowns

Pete Hegseth wants to test American soldiers to make sure they’ve got enough testosterone – 17 especially hairy-assed comebacks

Liz Truss just opened the British answer to American’s CPAC and got just the reception she deserved

Trump lapdog Mike Johnson said the Pentagon needed $350bn to fight Communism inside America and these 17 comebacks marched right in

Donald Trump terminates 3 million acres of US national monuments and it might be the end of the world as we know it – 17 tree-hugging takedowns

People enjoyed Keir Starmer’s takedown of Reform UK-er and Tory turncoat Danny Kruger over Nigel Farage’s impending Clacton by-election

Ed Davey’s takedown of Nigel Farage was a genuinely funny PMQs moment and the Lib Dem leader won everybody’s vote

Kemi Badenoch had her A++ say on Nigel Farage and Count Binface at PMQs and it set up Keir Starmer for the perfect payoff

There’s never a bad time to revisit this LBC caller incurring the blistering scepticism of Levar Burton for saying his Kunta Kinte tattoo proves he’s not racist