Politics p.19

Donald Trump threw the most lavish of parties at Mar-a-Lago and they didn’t just misread the room, they misread the entire country

A Republican senator’s ‘hard at work’ photo with Donald Trump was a glorious self-own and one spot in particular was solid gold

An especially bigoted Little Englander confidently declared that ‘England was named after the English’ and ended up schooled into next year

Rupert Lowe ranted about “foreign men” in British towns – 14 pithy replies that went high when he went low

Donald Trump dozing in the Oval Office is the gift that keeps on giving – 21 people Biden their time with fresh memes and jokes

Things have gone so far off the rails for Trump and his Magas that Marjorie Taylor Greene is starting to look like the sensible one – 15 red-hot responses

Donald Trump said the ‘cost of everything is way down’ and was brutally called out on Twitter – 17 delicious smackdowns

Steve Bannon warned Republicans they’ll go to jail if they don’t win the election and it wasn’t the campaign slogan he thought it was – 15 totally on-point comebacks

Donald Trump appeared to fall asleep during a talk about obesity and the symbolism nearly broke the scales

Dr Oz claims the US will slim down by 135 billion lbs in a year due to cheaper weight-loss drugs, and the magic of counting proved him wrong

This magnificent takedown of a ‘lecturing’ conservative pundit on CNN was already good but his sister’s subsequent payoff made it even better

Donald Trump appeared to confuse South Africa with South America and the mockery went truly global – 17 crushing comebacks

Texas governor Greg Abbott asked for a moment of silence after NYC elected Zohran Mamdani and Twitter turned the volume all the way up to 11 with these hilarious replies

Rupert Lowe blamed Sadiq Khan’s London ‘warzone’ for his wife’s Porsche misfortune and ended up hilariously and magnificently owned

An LBC listener accused James O’Brien of suggesting ‘all Reform UK voters are racist’ and his A++ comeback was straight out of the top drawer