Politics p.19

Nadhim Zahawi defended Farage not declaring that £5 million as ‘the right thing to do’, and Miatta Fahnbulleh’s ‘Pull the other one’ spoke for the nation

Daniel Hannan wrote an article criticising the economic policies of Count Binface (including one that doesn’t exist) – 22 facepalms visible from Sigma IX

Fans are angry with Harry Kane after he admitted to playing golf with bogey man Donald Trump – 16 reactions putting a damper on his winning weekend

The Bayeux Tapestry is in the UK, and that’s one in the eye for John Redwood after he said it would only remind the English of their defeat

There’s an outbreak of explosive diarrhoea in the US thanks largely to RFK Jr’s research cuts – 18 solid samples of toilet humour in response

More British people want Count Binface to win the Clacton by-election over Nigel Farage, according to a new Ipsos poll – and now people are litter-ly daring to hope

A European reporter just took Donald Trump down with the cold hard truth about the Iran war and more of this sort of thing in America please

We’re not saying it’s going badly for Reform UK-er Laila Cunningham but she just got spectacularly owned on Talk TV

This performance outside a Victoria’s Secret must still be the best body positivity flashmob we’ve ever seen

Richard Tice’s claim that Reform’s disputed donations come from a ‘successful aristocratic family’ he’s known for 50 years might not be the anti-establishment gotcha he intended

Laurence Fox accused Count Binface of being the establishment and was schooled into next week

Nigel Farage is still acting like this is a regular by-election and it gets funnier every time he posts something new on Twitter

Robert Jenrick did a guest presenter gig on LBC and this particular caller seized the opportunity with both hands to magnificent effect

Reform is diverting campaigners from the Manchester mayoral race to help Farage in Clacton, in case you were wondering how scared they are of a man with a bin on his head

Trump thinks he should have won the Nobel Peace Prize ‘more than anybody’ who has ever won it – 15 responses dripping with scepticism