Politics p.21

George Osborne tried to joke about Keir Starmer and Rachel Reeves on Halloween – and was owned back to austerity times

Donald Trump held a lavish ‘Great Gatsby’ party for his rich pals – as millions are set to lose food benefits

Donald Trump renovated a bathroom with golden fixtures as millions of Americans struggle during the shutdown – 15 potty reactions

The White House really went the extra mile with its Halloween decorations and of all the A++ replies this one deserves all the candy

Rupert Lowe said men had it too tough during childbirth and every mother on the planet lined up to smack him down

Donald Trump unleashed an outrageous personal attack on Joe Biden and it was properly shocking (even for him) – 15 savage clapbacks

Gavin Newsom trolled the White House with these spoof Halloween costumes and the hilarious Maga fury they prompted is scarily satisfying

A Reform UK-er was brilliantly called out by the Question Time audience and it should be made available on prescription

JD Vance had zero problems asking his wife to convert to Christianity in front of the whole world, but these 15 A++ responses sure did

JD Vance is still wanging on about Haitian immigrants eating cats and dogs – 15 funniest and most on-point comebacks

JD Vance said to love thy neighbor, unless they speak another language – 17 spot-on clap backs that don’t need any translation

A Republican congressman stood by Trump’s crypto earnings but his defence wasn’t the slam-dunk he thought it was – 15 totally on-point takedowns

Trump’s transportation secretary wants someone to make America’s public transport cleaner and safer – 17 business class comebacks

Karoline Leavitt embarrasses herself, the White House, and the whole country, by hurling crude schoolyard insult at Tim Walz on Twitter

Nadine Dorries complained the Question Time audience had been rigged against her and the entirety of the internet responded as one