Politics p.25

The live helicopter footage of Andy Burnham arriving in London was already spectacularly British but the payoff to his train journey was beyond next level perfection

Give whoever came up with the Royal Mail’s savage swipe at Keir Starmer’s resignation a pay rise – but not everyone was laughing

Robert Jenrick tried to own Andy Burnham with the old ‘There’s always a tweet’ takedown, and his own post came right back to bite him on the arse

This Tory MP’s heckle of Andy Burnham was good but the PM-in-waiting’s A++ response was even better

Nigel Farage took aim at ‘professional politician’ Andy Burnham and blew his own head off – 14 vote-winning responses

Zia Yusuf called for an immediate general election because Andy Burham ‘had no mandate’ and the entirety of the internet responded as one

17 favourite early reactions to Keir Starmer’s not-very-shocking resignation

Anti-wokers took issue with Katie Hopkins being kicked out of a pub and ended up gloriously owned

‘Citizen Khan’ made a heartfelt appeal on behalf of Reform UK’s struggling millionaires, and it didn’t so much tug on the heartstrings as bang on the funny bone

You don’t have to like Starmer to think Trump announcing the PM’s resignation, blaming immigration and energy failures, is taking a bleedin’ liberty

Bozo MAGA politician Nancy Mace said mice were being used for “transgender experiments” and it was a mortifying self-own for the ages

Donald Trump’s cleaning contractor for the disastrous Lincoln Memorial Pool renovation looks almost comically sketchy – 20 criminally funny reactions

JD Vance tried to compare Trump’s Iran deal to Obama’s and the pesky facts immediately turned it into a self-own for the ages

JD Vance claims that Trump has the highest IQ of any US President in history – 17 smart ass takedowns

Donald Trump claimed Giorgia Meloni ‘begged’ him for a selfie and the Italian PM’s blistering response had the entire internet cheering