Politics p.24

Reform UK pledges to ban overseas students from claiming taxpayer-funded loans, and you’ll never guess what they already can’t claim – 14 resounding facepalms

Nigel Farage was given £5 million by Reform’s Thai-based crypto billionaire donor ‘for security’ just before he decided to stand for parliament – 27 extra-large servings of chinny reckon

Kash Patel boasted how long he’s been investigating James Comey’s Insta post but it wasn’t the win he thought it was – 17 shell-shocked comebacks

The White House just tweeted a ‘Two Kings’ picture of Trump with King Charles and it didn’t just not read the room, it was on a different planet – 15 princely takedowns

Donald Trump rigidly stuck to the script for once to welcome King Charles and it was an even greater insight into the man’s ‘intellect’ than usual

People have been sharing their favourite film gags over on Twitter and these 17 A++ nominations will have you rolling in the aisles

The Greens’ Hannah Spencer said MPs shouldn’t be drinking on the job, and they are furious – 21 people who agree it’s time at the bar

Lara Trump demands critics say that President Trump is not a tyrant and it was a glorious self-own for the ages

Karoline Leavitt blamed Democratic rhetoric for political violence in the US and the hypocrisy was visible from the moon – 15 interstellar comebacks

Trump lapdog Mike Johnson pleaded with voters to ‘keep the grownups’ in charge and kept a straight face while he did it – 17 people of all ages who responded in kind

Reform’s latest stunt had Nigel Farage out-cringing Alan Partridge in a Welsh record shop, and these 16 takedowns went straight to the top of the charts

Trump’s UFC best buddy said he ‘loved every minute’ of that White House dinner shooting and sent eyebrows everywhere shooting through the roof

Donald Trump was asked what causes political violence and his audacious answer may have unified the country (just not how he intended)

Donald Trump just claimed he’s a ‘very cost-conscious person’ and Twitter simply wasn’t buying it – 15 top value takedowns

60 Minutes sat down with Donald Trump for a serious conversation about the White House dinner gunman footage and got this instead