Politics p.42

JD Vance pointed out that Epstein had many left-wing billionaire friends, so the internet buried him under logic and facts

Donald Trump and his dictator guest had a good old laugh about merch for an illegal 2028 U.S. presidential run. The internet didn’t appreciate the joke

This UCLA student voiced explicit opinions about ICE and Donald Trump during her commencement speech, and not a single punch was pulled (NSFW)

Rupert Lowe posted that not all cultures are created equal, and it was a self-own visible from Land’s End to John o’Groats

‘We don’t follow the woke lemmings off the cliff!’ – Pete Hegseth angrily defends putting Confederate monument back in Arlington cemetery

Donald Trump made a Purple Heart ceremony all about himself and it’s an extraordinary watch – 19 military-grade responses

A MAGA mom has taken to Twitter to complain about her woke daughter – 17 less than sympathetic replies

Rupert Lowe issued an emergency immigrant alert and it was a glorious self-own for the ages

Kemi Badenoch’s boast of snitching on a schoolmate for cheating and getting him expelled wasn’t the win she clearly thought

A rampant Brexiteer was asked which EU rule they were glad to see the back of and it had people hollering into next week

‘I have to get going’ – A Fox News host cut off the Dem National Committee Chair for speaking honestly about Texas gerrymandering

An MP came up with an AI version of himself to answer constituents’ questions and he (or his AI) should surely have seen all these comebacks coming

Nigel Farage said he couldn’t talk about prisons because he’d never worked in one and the entirety of the internet responded as one

Charlamagne tha God wasn’t letting Epstein go on Laura Trump’s Fox News show and Donald Trump’s furious social media meltdown made it even better

Donald Trump appeared to be caught ‘cheating’ again in a golf tournament he ‘won’ – 20 totally on-target responses