Politics p.50

Steve Bannon warned Republicans they’ll go to jail if they don’t win the election and it wasn’t the campaign slogan he thought it was – 15 totally on-point comebacks

Donald Trump appeared to fall asleep during a talk about obesity and the symbolism nearly broke the scales

Dr Oz claims the US will slim down by 135 billion lbs in a year due to cheaper weight-loss drugs, and the magic of counting proved him wrong

This magnificent takedown of a ‘lecturing’ conservative pundit on CNN was already good but his sister’s subsequent payoff made it even better

Donald Trump appeared to confuse South Africa with South America and the mockery went truly global – 17 crushing comebacks

Texas governor Greg Abbott asked for a moment of silence after NYC elected Zohran Mamdani and Twitter turned the volume all the way up to 11 with these hilarious replies

Rupert Lowe blamed Sadiq Khan’s London ‘warzone’ for his wife’s Porsche misfortune and ended up hilariously and magnificently owned

An LBC listener accused James O’Brien of suggesting ‘all Reform UK voters are racist’ and his A++ comeback was straight out of the top drawer

Henry Winkler’s scathing reaction to this Maga cultist’s feigned ignorance of Donald Trump’s pardons scorched the entire administration

To absolutely no one’s surprise, Lauren Boebert was caught on camera dressed up in an unapologetically racist Halloween costume

This angry Maga tried to make a point about big cities unfairly skewing election results and got absolutely owned in the replies

Karoline Leavitt accused California of holding fraudulent elections, without providing a scrap of evidence (other than her hurt feelings)

Reform UK’s Zia Yusuf insists that ‘foreign nationals’ are simultaneously claiming disability benefits and taking all our jobs – Schrödinger entered the chat

Kent’s Reform-led council has said the Christmas lights can’t go up until all the lamppost flags come down, if you were wondering whether irony is alive and well in the world – 21 top takedowns

Zohran Mamdani has won the NY mayoral election with more than a million votes and counting – 19 early reactions